Prince

Due to my diligent work in the field of %$#@, the government of ɐıdoʇn has granted me the (rather ambiguous) title of ‘prince.’
Not realizing the enormous work a prince in ɐıdoʇn is required to perform, I practically fell off my horse when I learned that I had to entertain some peasants at the local coffee shop. I’m bruised but my lucky hat is unharmed.
(Wellwishers: you may send your formal adoration to princeZ@ɐıdoʇn.gov)